Introducing-"Breakfast for Dessert" or: "Squadcar Sundae"

This is probably the ultimate dessert idea, especially if you're on the go in the morning and won't have time for dessert (let alone supper) later on when the evening is new and the quails of our time crane their necks toward the asteroid belt. Incidentally, the food itself functions in the same way as a sort of separate-universe-dichotomy-ridden twin relative-figure: If you finally do sit down to a taste of dessert as the lunars loon, oh no! You realize you've forgotten your breakfast! (For some reason, I just do not assume that everyone always gets time for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert. I never do any of kind research. Hands are go!)

"SQUADCAR SUNDAE"

items include one (1) or two (2) Entenmann's crumb donuts,

one (1) scoop vanilla ice cream (whichever brand you like),

one (1) scoop coffee ice cream (same thing in parentheses again),

whatever else you think would be cool on top, I guess. Some banana slices? A drop of maple syrup? Perhaps some cashews? Whatever. break off pieces of the donut and shove it into the ice cream.

this would be FANTASTIC with a cup of HOT COFFEE. This is probably the key to the whole thing. You could even just put all this shit in a blender, add some ice, make an ice cream smoothie, and save some of the crumbs from the bottom of the donut box, throw 'em on top of the drink-dessert, now it's the ultimate, once again. The best "to go drink-dessert" of the first decade of the 21st century. I'd take mine with no milk, extra "bottom of the donut box" donut crumbs.

Although the "to go" version would more likely be the efficiently-tasty shortcut snack that grew a hefty popularity wart on its syrupy surface, the treat is best to be savored as a sit-down hybrid of breakfast and dessert.